We’re Putting the FUN in Functional

Low-dose THC gummies… because Adulting is Hard.

Life’s too short for mediocre gummies. That’s why we make functional hemp gummies that actually do what they say—without sending you into another dimension. Whether you need better sleep, more focus, a mood lift, or help unwinding, we’ve got you covered.

Every batch is crafted with the highest-quality ingredients and tested for precision, so you get the perfect low-dose effect—every. single. time.

Meet the Lineup

🌙 Count Yer Sheep – SLEEP

5mg THC, 10mg CBD, 10mg CBN & Magnesium
When your brain’s still scrolling at midnight, these will help you drift off on a cloud of calm and stars and stay snoozing. 

🤠 Giddy Up – SOCIAL

5mg THC, 2mg CBC & Limonene
Your fun friend in gummy form. Lighten your mood, loosen the edges, and enjoy the ride—without losing the plot.

💡 Git’er Done – FOCUS

2mg THC, 5mg THCV, 2mg CBC & Lion's Mane
Clear the fog, sharpen your mind, and get through that to-do list like a boss.

🛋 Kick Yer Boots Off – RESTORE

1mg THC, 25mg CBD & Electrolytes 
For when you’ve overdone it—physically, mentally, or emotionally. Relax, recover, and feel like yourself again.

$48 value for just $35

You'll receive 4 mini packs with 2 gummies each (normally $12 each) 

Some days, you need a little lift. Other days, you need a little more. Giddy Up Gummies are crafted for control—so you can find the sweet spot that works for you.

Why you'll love them!

✔️ Microdosed Magic – Available in 5mg and 10mg, so you can build your buzz without overshooting it.
✔️ Fast-Acting & Dose Accurate – No more waiting around wondering. You'll know where you're headed.
✔️ Guilt-Free Treat – Vegan, low glycemic, and gluten-free, made with real fruit flavors and no weird stuff.
✔️ Packaged with Intention – From the vibe to the values, everything we do is infused with care, joy, and a little mischief.

💡 Know Your Dose 
Each gummy has a center dividing line if you'd like to cut it into two servings.

Trust your dopeness. We’re just here to help you dose it right 😎