This Narrow Wooden Stinger Paddle is very unforgiving. Its firm nature makes impacts from it both crisp and loud. It will leave any buttocks red and quivering, and its long length means you can easily hit both buttocks at the same time with each swing. A leather lanyard can sling around your wrist for safety as it is swung, even with sweaty or lube-coated fingers. Measuring in at 18.9"/48cm in length it looks as good as it feels. Wood is a delightful material, especially for impact play instruments.